A Five Year Old Grandson will……

Screw the bottom of the soft gel deodorant so when you open it, half the gel is in the lid,
turn the lock on the screen door so when you go out you can’t get back in,
take several bites out of an apple and leaves it on the kitchen counter,
find scissors and cuts his bangs in the bathroom,
get in the Halloween candy jar and leave wrappers on the coffee table,
use half the band aids from the box,

then he says “how did you know it was me?”