Reindeer Fact??

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fisheries and Gaming,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually in late November.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be female!
We should have known…...
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually in late November.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be female!
We should have known…...
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.







3 Comments:
Wow! I didn't know that...and NOW it ALL makes incredible sense!!!!
So Rudolf is really Ruby and her nose is red because she obviously has hot flashes!
Finny! :) I had heard that about the antlers.
That is suppose to be funny not finny. Geesh!
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