Words of Wisdom
Maxine says As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember............
- My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone.
- The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
- I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
- It used to be only death and taxes now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
- A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
- My next house will have no kitchen just Vending machines and a large trash can.
- I was worried that my Mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.
- Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
- As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
posted by Ann at
9:40 AM
3 Comments:
That one about the world beating a path to your door when you are in the bathroom is mine! It never fails that someone calls or knocks when I am in there. This is funny. I love Maxine.
And may there not be a post halfway down that bannister!
Hahaha this cracked me up and Marissa just added to the giggles.
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