Dear Mr President
Dear President Obama,
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones who live down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs,
a pool, 3 HDTVs, and XBox, 2 wave runners, new flooring for their home, an enlarged patio, and a Harley. Also I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage AND theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
Sincerely,
Amy Hardison
Lewisville, Texas
P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?
P.P.S. I almost forgot, they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to your cabinet?
posted by Ann at
1:27 PM
5 Comments:
HA! Funny! I have credit card debt. It's a furnace and an A/C unit I had installed in the middle of August after old bertha coughed out the last of her cold air.
In my opinion, emergencies and the inability to ask for money from my family is the only reason to use credit.
I just want to swim in their pool. And I'll pee in it too.
Haha. Is Obama going to help with my credit cards? Or is this a strictly 'Americans only' deal?
See if you can put in a good word for me, too...
That is too cute! And in my case, way too true!
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